Urmmmmmmmmmm

There's nothing better than going for a swim on really hot days, and in the late afternoon a dip in the pool near your campervan is spot on. Clare and I did this for a couple of hours and then hit the showers to get changed. Clare got all of the shower stuff and went first whilst I continued splashing around like a distressed animal. She finished, handed me the gear and I then went to the blokes showers. When I got into the shower, I realised that there was a problem, Clare had actually given me her shower stuff rather than my own. I was already in the shower so was committed to continuing. I finished my shower and got in to the changing room (Full changing room) and then it happened. Clare's PINK bottle of 'Superstar Girl' shampoo fell out of the wash bag and skidded across the floor. A silence descended across the room and looks of bemusement were focussed my way. I tried to give a look that said "This ain't mine" but it looked more constipated that anything else. The only thing to do was to stare at the floor, get changed and scarper.