Is it a bird, is it a plane....no its Rubberman

In the last two weeks, we've had two separate occasions where wetsuits have been a prerequisite of the activities we were about to do. Now, I was a bit apprehensive at wearing an all-in-one jump suit for the first time, and to say that it was figure hugging was an understatement. I was kinda glad I hadn't had any kebabs in recent weeks, although the suit still failed to be kind.

Waiting to do my second scuba dive, something dawned on me. There is no way to look cool or even relaxed whilst wearing a full body wetsuit.....not even the people with ripped physics looked normal.
We had to wait 20 minutes in these things before going for the dive and you suddenly become very aware that you look you've raided Catwoman's wardrobe. I tried sitting down, then crossed my legs. Catching a glimpse of myself in the reflective surface opposite, I realised that I actually looked like an out-of-work superhero. "Times had been hard on Rubberman who was now sitting in the queue to pick up his giro".

I decided to stand up, maybe lean against the railings. Top shelf, PVC photo shoot suddenly became the look. Not good. I tried five different postures before giving up and settling for out-of-work superhero.

Moral of the story is: If you have to wear a wetsuit don't put it on until the very last minute, otherwise.......do another activity that doesn't need one!